Monday, May 7, 2012

Review: Onyx by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Being connected to Daemon Black sucks…

Daemon’s determined to prove what he feels for me is more than a product of our bizarre connection. I’ve sworn him off even though he’s running more hot than cold these days. But against all common sense, I’m falling for him. Hard.

Our relationship issues aren’t out biggest problem…

The Department of Defense is here. If they ever find out what Daemon can do and that we’re linked, I’m a goner. So is he. And when a new boy shows up a school with a secret of his own, things get complicated fast. I need to choose between my own instincts and Daemon’s.

But then everything changes…

I’ve seen someone who shouldn’t be alive. Daemon’s never going to stop searching until gets the truth. What happened to his brother? Who betrayed him? And what does the DOD want from them—from me?

No one is who they seem. And not everyone will survive the lies

HANDS DOWN, feet down, face down, ass down the best book Jennnifer L. Armentrout has ever written (yes, the extra "n" in Jennifer was originally a typo, but I decided to leave it in because that's just how awesome she is). I've said before that I'm riding the Jennifer L. Armentrout train going full speed ahead, but now I own the frickin railroad! GREAT ALIEN BALLS OF FIRE!

I must warn you, Onyx drips with sexual tension. Just when I thought the witty banter between Daemon and Kat couldn't get any better, I was bitch-slapped with betterness! How can you not love a book with phrases like "dickdom" and "craptastic" or a phrase like, "my boobs just might come out and say hello tonight." When I wasn't having a total bookgasm for Daemon, I was laughing out loud!! 

The pace of the story is perfection. Often times, a book starts off great and climaxes great (insert immature giggle here), but suffers from "saggy middle syndrome". There is nothing saggy about Daemon Onyx. We don't get jipped with a "filler" sequel thats only purpose is to transition into book three. We get a sequel that blows away the first! Jennifer takes everything that was good about Obsidian and does it ten times better! 

So ladies...send the kids to grandma's, lock up the husbands, break up with the boyfriends because you're spending the night with Daemon. In fact, I actually think I may be impregnated with a tiny alien baby just by readingOnyx

Jennifer L. Armentrout has proven herself to be the pimp of all teasers; be prepared to be left wanting more! SO *gasp* MUCH *gasp* MORE *pant* 

Just a little something to get you to August...

“You know, I was worried about you,” he admitted, moving forward, easing my legs apart. 

"My heart cracked. Daemon never begged."


  1. haha I absolutely love your energy in this review! Now I'm positively DYING to read Onyx!!! Need. More. Daemon! >w<

  2. Wow u had me peeing! That was ho-larious! I'm über jealous that u already read Onyx! I can only pray to be impregnated by Onyx (Daemon)! Trust me I fantasize about it ALL the time. But don't tell my husband, oh hell tell him I don't care! I love me Daemon Black!

  3. HOLY FREAKIN SMOKES BATMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    as always totally rockin review babe , luv ya work ;)

    but on that note i do want to say u totally suck coz that teaser was not even close to enough !!!!!!

    ok i know we all have to suffer thru till august but come on !!....mate !!!! can u just give me a little more ??? just a little i dont ask 4 much ....just a teeny tiny bit more .....pretty please it for the pokeweed & limewater babe ...i know u want to lol

    mwah xoxoxoxoxox

  4. Well, it looks like I really need to read this series!

    Kate @ Ex Libris

  5. LOL! Great review! I still need to read the first book in the series -hangs head in shame-. Definitely looking forward to this :-D

    *New follower*

    Vix @

    1. Someone better get to reading ;-) Loving me some new follower action!! Thanks Viktoria!

  6. its ur new super hero status u know that is getting u new followers .....no1 can resist a cape & outside underwear ....i told u lol

    never doubt me i know everything !lol

    1. I think I'm going to change the name of my blog to "Fun-Dip", "Superhero Reviews" or "Sali's Always Right". Oh and did I mention I'm wearing underwear today just for you ;-)

    2. oohhh "sali's always right " has a nice ring to it lmao

      babe dont wear underwear on my account bare all baby !!!!!

    3. But they have your name on them and everything; right across my ass!

    4. oooowwwwweeeee ok now u sold me im getting a totally naughty visual of ur sweet ass with my name on it lmao luuuuuv it !!!!!!